An antique illustration of the human body (1900) by Larousse, Pierre; Augé and Claude. Digitally enhanced from our own original plate.” by Free Public Domain Illustrations by rawpixel

My Sciatic Nerve Is Screaming

And it’s because:

• It’s compressed
• It lacks blue energy
• I’m sedentary
• I’m afraid of going forward
• I have a protrusion
• I’m afraid of going broke
• I have a prolapse
• I’m carrying a grudge
• I’m turmeric-deficient
• I’m backing out of something
• My colon is congested
• My Muladhara Chakra is unbalanced
• I’m over-caffeinated
• I’m joyless
• I have piriformis syndrome
• I feel abandoned
• I’m seventy
• A butterfly is flapping its wings in Brazil