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Procrastination Involves Hard Work and Strategy

And is very time consuming

Anu Anniah
Jan 11 · 1 min read
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Goal —delay waking up

Set the alarm
Snooze the alarm when it rings
Calculate how long it takes to get ready
Figure that you can sleep for 5 minutes more

Reset alarm
Snooze
Switch to Plan B — skip bath to save time
Recalculate time to get ready

Reset alarm
Snooze
Panic about having overslept
Another round of calculation about the time required to get ready
Switch to Plan C — pack breakfast, eat in the cab
Another 10 minutes saved

Reset alarm
Wake up
Panic

Goal achieved — successfully delayed waking up by half an hour!

Wrote this for a small contest. 100-word limit poem based on the theme ‘procrastination’.

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Writer, poet, from Bangalore, India. Sometimes, I show you life through a ‘fun’ filter. Sometimes life is ‘laid bare’. Website: https://anuanniahwrites.in/

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