Congratulations, Jeff Bezos, You Did It! You’re a Pretend Astronaut!

Karen Shiebler
Jul 20 · 3 min read

Wowie, wowzers, Jeff Bezos! You made yourself a nice big, comically shaped rocket ship! And you put on your awesome cowboy hat and rode that rocket all the way up to the edge of almost space!

Whoo-hoo! You must be so excited!

I watched your fun adventure on TV this morning, while I was making breakfast for my little…