Top Three Things I Learned from MOHELA (after being on hold for 150 minutes)

Student-loan debt is at record levels in the US. Boston Globe/Getty Images

Panicked and confused people from all walks of life and levels of intoxication are desperately seeking answers regarding the status of their loans are currently on hold with MOHELA with pressing questions about the future of their student loans. Are my loans 100% forgiven? What do I need to submit to have my request considered? Can you just, like, hit delete…