Why Stop in Greenland When You Can Buy All of Scandinavia?

A semi-serious reflection on the Real Estate deal ever! This could be a HUGE plan to redefine ‘free market’ diplomacy — one fjord at a time!

What if someone, perhaps an ambitious dealmaker with a taste for grand gestures, decided that Greenland was up for sale? Not as a joke but as a serious geopolitical move.

Imagine the scene: a major speech, a message of support for self-determination, and then the inevitable sales pitch — promises of wealth, safety, and prosperity beyond imagination.

“I think we’re going to have it. The people want to be with us. It would be very unfriendly not to allow that to happen because it’s for the protection of the free world.”

At this point, one has to wonder: Is it the case that Greenland is a lost puppy looking for a new home just because it is up there in the extreme north?

This isn’t the first time such an idea has surfaced. We heard it before, buying the world’s largest island, dismissing Denmark’s claim to it entirely. The logic? “They can’t provide freedom, but we can.” This worldview assumes that…