Enjoying Your Summer

6 Tips to Keep Big Breasts Cool in Hot Weather

Stay comfortable despite the heat

Toni Crowe
Age of Empathy
Published in
3 min readJul 12, 2024

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Two big breasts wrapped in an even bigger red bow.
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“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”

Rita Rudner

One reason people come to my home every summer is I have a swimming pool. Yes, they pretend they are coming to see me and/or my spouse, but I know the truth because, within an hour, they are sitting outside around the pool with the fans on them, drinking and lounging.

It was during one of these drinking and lounging sessions with all women that we talked about how we large-breasted women are having a hell of a time staying cool in the heat.

Unless you have bulky ones, you do not know how icky it really feels to walk around with those things dripping sweat on your stomach as you try to complete your outside-the-home activities. We must keep large breasts dry because when they are wet — giant, shiny breasts attract even more attention.

I will never forget that time I wore a new sundress to a picnic but had to leave because it turned out that when the dress material got wet, it clung to my titties and was darn near transparent.

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Toni Crowe
Age of Empathy

Sharing the hard lessons I've learned in life. Best-selling author. Humorist. Editor. Writing whatever interests me . Owner: No Air. Editor:MuddyUm.