Letting Go of The Crank Feels Glorious

Let go, chill out and spill pizza down yourself. It will change your life.

Image of Author stuffing her face with Campagnola pizza during 2022 Italy birthday holiday… of which she spilt down her new tiny dress at some point and is not sorry about it

After the height of COVID-19, I was able to fly my family’s lockdown nest and live in my very own flat thanks to signing onto benefits.

Thus began my tireless rampage of beating myself into a new shape in hopes of fitting a mould that could earn me…



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