Puns only programmers will get

Summer is here and we couldn’t be happier about vacation time! Still, some of us have to work, so we tried to find a way to make everyone smile! What better way to smile than with a great pun!

What are the best puns? Definitely the ones only a specific group of people will understand and enjoy. Especially in the era we’re living in, we need to feel like a family and share “inside” jokes with one another. So, let’s take a look at some of the best programming puns we came upon during the pre-summer times.

Why do programmers like dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect….

Then they fried me for no raisin.

What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?

They hit the space bar.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn’t get arrays.

What was the SNES programmers’ favorite drink?

Sprite

What do programmers do when they’re hungry?

They grab a byte.

Why couldn’t the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn’t get the… algo-rhythm…

What you call it when computer programmers make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean…

I am now a successful programmer…

But back in the days I was a noobgrammer.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why did the programmer get a huge telephone bill?

Because his program was CALLING a lot of subroutines.

What do Spanish programmers code in?

Sí ++

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way!

Why was the programmer always running into walls?

He couldn’t see sharp.

How programmers curse?

Oh shift!

Why do programmers make good politicians?

Their goto is to switch statements.

How did the programmer lose weight?

Hey switched to a byte sized diet.

I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books…

…but the ascii price was way too high.

What’s a Jedi’s favourite programming language?

JabbaScript…

We love programming in all its forms and we do love a good joke. What’s most important here is that we know how essential it is, especially in strange times, to be a part of a community and contribute one way or another to the common well-being. And of course, how important it is to feel good and laugh often whatever troubles are going on. But if we know one thing best, that is programming. How do you feel about programming? Do you want to join a company, where your well-being is the most important thing, along with coding? Check out our current openings here!