I call this look…

Debbie is going to Hawaii with her gals

Debbie and her girlfriends are sick of their husbands. They hatch a plan a year in advance to go to an all-inclusive resort in Maui for 7 days in July. Debbie dreams of sitting by the pool with an always full piña colada, tanning to a crisp, eating way too many fries, gabbing about the ever-present Merrick gossip, maybe even innocently flirting with some college boys by the pool (don’t tell Don!). She’s never been to Hawaii, but has always wanted to go. Debbie tried to get Don to go for their honeymoon, but he hates flying so they went to Montauk instead. She’s been looking forward to this all year, frequently stopping by the bathing suit store in Roosevelt Fields with Lisa and obsessively looking at different caftans and wraps on Amazon. This is her favorite beach look because it’s “festive,” and Donna says her tits look great in it. She can’t wait to show them off to the other girls, especially Susie who got hers done 5 years ago and thinks real boobs don’t hold up post age 35.

(Bathing suit, American Apparel, $25. Sunglasses, Rayban, $155. Lipstick, Maybelleine, $8.99. Earrings, H&M (last season), $3.99. Badass skort, vintage, $10.)