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So Why Not Have Sex With Balloons?
She’s a master at this
I discovered something that made me laugh until I cried, but then left me thinking about it all day.
A close friend of mine, who’s like a sister, has been living in Germany for almost six years now. She sent me a video about a woman who fucks balloons.
Yes… balloons.
I laughed hard, told her to stop messing with me, and only realized she was serious when I opened the link and started watching the video.
My first reaction was to laugh like an idiot, of course.
The second was to ask myself, why does this seem so absurd to me?
Why does the idea of someone getting sexual pleasure from a balloon make me laugh, when I fully accept that people use vibrators, dildos, or get turned on by feet, leather, or anything else?
I felt like a hypocrite…
We judge what we don’t understand and only normalize what society tells us is “acceptable.”
But who decides what’s normal in sex?
Who drew those imaginary lines between what’s “perverted” and what’s “healthy”?
