Medium.coma Is Hiring

Junior Badonkadonk Engineer Needed

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There are two six-figure job openings at Medium.

$225k/year average

Remote work (U.S.)

Duties: Taking down bots, scammers, (dis)(mis)information, trolls from left-leaning on-line writing platform. Keeping Thlump off this platform as it may well be on his expiry list along with:

Jimmy Kimmel

Seth Meyers

Stephen Colbert

The Atlantic

NPR

Meidas Touch

Young Turks . . .

Benefits: Health care, including mental health. You’re going to need it to work here. Free babysitting and diapers for your baby and your grandpa.

Medium membership is a condition of employment. Generally, it is $5 — $15 a month, but since we’re paying you a nearly a quarter of a million dollars, your membership is 2% of your salary. (Approx. $5,000/yearly) This money will be added to the pool and divvied out amongst our authentic writers.