TIS THE SEASON FOR NO REASON

Medium — The Gift That Never Starts Giving

Medium — Where the fun never starts and the sharts never stop

Two Medium writers rolling their gift — a massive lump of “coal” — home. 😬 Photo by Trav Wade on Unsplash

I got the email too. Image from Big Poppa Medium

In much the same way as you should buy all the available ‘Rump merch that shyster is peddling you should certainly score the “GOM” (Gift of Medium) for all your friends, large and small.

Here are the reasons to take the plunge and plunge right into the juicy ripe center of a Gift of Medium (do it before the “sell by” date):

1️⃣ As the pitch above rightly claims “The world needs more writers.”

#truth

I attended Facticity University, known by many as F.U., earned a BS degree in “Writing For Dollars and Animal Husbandry” and I can confirm that the statement “the world needs more writers” is absolutely true.

This slogan’s soothiness content is exactly the same as:

• I did not have sex with that woman
• They’re eating the dogs
• I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Wiener