DECAPITATION STRATEGY

The Case Of The Missing Meta Writer

It doesn’t take a detective

That’s not me. / Photo by Ty Williams on Unsplash

I’ve been missing
a small handful of you
may have noticed

here is a list of all
of the places I
haven’t been
hiding—

Sicily,
Substack,
Jerusalem,
Tehran,
X, Space X, or
the home of
my X, Facebook,
spacebook,
etc.

I’ve been working,
tutoring tots just
so I can feed my
coffee habit

ever since Captain
Stubb’s decapitation
strategy of taking out
his list of favorite
Meta writers,
shit-slingers,
Medium satirists,
humor apologists ,
brazen poets —
eliminating them
CCP-style, gagging
us with Kash Patel’s
dirty sock —