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ANTI-META

This Is Not About A Medium Writer

Not even a little bit

3 min readMar 20, 2025

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It’s about baseball. / Photo by Jose Francisco Morales on Unsplash

This won’t be a story about a Medium writer. In fact, it won’t even mention Medium. And it won’t be published on All About M.

I’ve moved on from writing about Medium. I’m not going to mention Coach, or staff picks, or boosts, or extinct earnings.

I’m not going to display tragic graphs like this one:

Am I an asshole for writing for $1.93?

I’m not going to try to impress you with big green mountain ranges:

Not exactly the Himalayas.

I’m not going to tag any partners in meta-crime in a rousing call to arms against the Censorship Police:

Jurgen Manuel, Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬, Mark Ewbie, Marsha Adams, Ann James, Smillew Rahcuef, John Pearce 🌻.

I’m not going to do any of that.

I’m not even going to mention anything about poor communication, brazen gaslighting, passive-aggressive management styles, indirect censorship measures

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Carlo Zeno
Carlo Zeno

Written by Carlo Zeno

Top writer in poetry and satire. Migrant. Expat. INFP. Poet. Satirist. Tragedian. Tutor. Public Servant.

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