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Top Actions Medium Can Take While Their ‘Glitches Tweak Our Incomes’

You know — like when you find a short, dark, curly in your soup and the restaurant comps your meal and apologizes profusely

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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4 min readJan 11, 2025

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Angry diner, summoning a waiter to his table: “WHAT IS THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?!”

Non-plussed waiter dismissively walking off after glancing down at the patron’s meal: “The backstroke, I believe.”

The subtitle above is one way to handle a so-called glitch.

The joke above illustrates another.

Before moving on I’d like to give credit where credit is due for the words “Glitches Tweak Our Incomes” in my title. They are taken from Medium writer, ’s, excellent story:

In which he states: “It seems a glitch has been tweaking my income.”

I loved the line. So much so that and I had a brief exchange about it:

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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