Let’s sell the world (or Christmas Horrors in April)

ADB-160423#191

160423 All-Day Breakfast—Let’s sell the world—#191

Some things are so incongruous.

I know, let’s turn an action-horror-sci-fi creature into a Christmas ornament, then try to sell it in April.

It will look perfect next to the Alien™ Mouthslime® tinsel and the Critters™ Funbulbs®. I’ve already got a perfect hiding place for the Postergeist-Clown-on-a-Shelf™ that will positively terrify the kids! Never mind the Giger-fest™ X-mas wrap I just ordered.

Giger-fest™ X-mas Wrap
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