Lies I tell myself before bed
If I am rich I’ll be happy.
If I’m happy I’ll be a better family man.
If I’m a better family man, I’ll feel more self-worth.
If I felt more self-worth, I’ll exercise more.
If I exercise more, I’ll eat better.
If I eat better, I’ll be healthier.
If I’m healthier, I’ll focus my abilities.
If I focus my abilities, I’ll find a better job.
If I find a better job, I’ll make more money.
If I make more money, I’ll eventually get rich.
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