Read the NAQ: The All-Day Breakfast Questions You Never Asked But Were Afraid I Might Answer
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NAQs
Never Asked Questions
Why do you have so many construction-type photos, recently, just like the one above?
Because I basically live in the Bluth house from Arrested Development right now, except in small town Ontario instead of California. The entire area is under development, just like my life. There are signs on the unfinished street that say “Road is not assumed, use at own risk,” and the house directly next to me doesn’t have bricks or siding on it yet. My address has changed a few times without me having to move (the city changed the road designation from Street to Avenue).
What’s with the weird numbering you do on everything? What’s that all about?
It’s basically a way to keep track of the chronology. Every subtitle captures the date and the number of entries, along with an abbreviation of All-Day Breakfast (ADB). I reproduce this ‘date stamp’ on the…