Starry Starry Night only has 14 likes

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160203 All-Day Breakfast—Starry Starry Night only has 14 likes—#111

I wonder if artists such as Picasso or van Gogh would have obsessed over Instagram hearts or Facebook shares.

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THEO VAN GOGH: CONTENT MARKETING MANAGER

“Hey Vinny,” says Theo, “Starry Starry Night only has 14 likes. Did you use the hashtags I sent you? Your social engagement seems down. Your read ratio is too low. Your SEO feels sluggish.”

“I hate all that f**king sh*t, Theo! I just want to paint! I don’t want to worry about whether my Bedroom in Arles is square enough for Instagram! I don’t have time for all this social madness!”

“And what’s up with your selfie, bro?” Theo continues, “You look like you just came back from a war. What’s with the bandages and sour looks, Vinny? Vinny!”

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