Jason TheodorMar 282 min read
The Juxtaposition of Grover
ADB-160328#165


jux·ta·po·si·tion
/ˌjəkstəpəˈziSH(ə)n/
noun
The fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect.
Grover
/ˈɡrōvər/
proper noun
A blue Sesame Street monster who never uses contractions when he speaks. Self-described as cute, loveable, and furry. Sounds suspiciously like a small, green Jedi master.
butt can
/ˈbət kan/
noun
A container (often a rinsed-out tin can) used for the temporary collection of cigarette stubs. Often gets disgustingly full and toxic, especially if left in the rain. Smells like the breath of a severely dehydrated dog dying of gum disease.





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