haiku for a winter’s path

ADB-230124#468 — Sick of stealing work from artists who are alive, using generative adversarial algorithms (GANs) powered without consent by billions of scraped copyrighted images? Now you can also steal the work from artists who are dead, using The Public Domain Review, curated collections powered by thousands of public domain images! This…

ADB-230123#467 — There is no greater aesthetic gap between the sound of the word crepuscular and its meaning (relating to twilight). A crepuscular animal is most active in the early phase of dawn, well before the sun shows its face. So while the early bird may catch the worm, so the earlier…

ADB-230122#466 — Here’s the thing “Here’s the thing” is one of the silliest and catchiest ways to start a post, as long as you don’t overdo it. Readers know you’re going to get into it, that you have something on your mind/chest, and they brace themselves for a juicy rant. But it can also come…

ADB-230121#465 — NAQs Never Asked Questions Why do you have so many construction-type photos, recently, just like the one above? Because I basically live in the Bluth house from Arrested Development right now, except in small town Ontario instead of California. The entire area is under development, just like my life. There are signs on the unfinished street that say “Road is not assumed, use at own…

ADB-230120#464 — Tardi-Hats: The Microscopic Mystery Solvers! Hold on to your hats, folks, because we've got the wildest, wackiest, most mind-blowing cartoon on the block! Introducing: Tardi-Hats: The Microscopic Mystery Solvers! This is a squad of blue tardigrades that are going to take you on the most epic, electrifying, and extreme journey of your life. …

ADB-230119#463 — The C³ System A simple method for storing, tagging, and reviewing relevant daily content The C³ System is a powerful and efficient method for organizing and utilizing the vast amount of information and content that we consume on a daily basis. …

ADB-230118#462 — Rough Draft for My New LinkedIn About Me Bio Section: 💼👇 What if I told you that today is the day. At this exact moment, right now, you are the youngest you will ever be again. I got that idea, that paraphrased line, from Fleishmann is in Trouble which is a show from FX that is on Disney+ in Canada. …

ADB-230117#461 — OPINION The Tragic Cute-ification of Small-Town Ontario’s Parkways and Tree Lawns by Jonny Fast The oppression of marginalized communities, such as the innocent wildlife in the small towns of Ontario, must come to an end. The ongoing cute-ification by the privileged elves, in their quest for adorable living conditions, is an act of violence against the thumbless squirrels and other animals…