30 Thoughts A Graduate Has The Last Month of College
1 What’s the point of the last month of class?
2 Should I go to choir today?
3 How many times have I missed rehearsal?
4 Ok, I’ll go I guess.
5 Ugh I’ll study for music theory later
6 Oh yay, group project…I don’t want to meet new people, I’m almost out of here!
7 *opens email about a survey on improving the school* HA! *delete* Yeah, I don’t care
8 Is it time to graduate yet?
9 Have I ordered my cap and gown?
10 *calls mom* *mom takes care of it*
11 Whew, thankfully my mom takes care of the adult stuff for me
12 Wait…I’m an adult now
13 I guess it’s time to look for a job
14 Oh ok so I need 6 years experience at 22?!?!?!
15 Maybe I’ll take some time off after college
16 Maybe go abroad for a while!
17 Ah! I need money to do that which means a job
18 But I’m gonna miss my friends
19 I’m gonna miss those crazy parties
20 Oh no! I’m gonna have to get new friends!
21 How do I make “work” friends?!
22 Do I have to be friends with my co-workers?
23 Maybe I’m not ready to leave yet…
24 I never took that ceramics class…or any fun class…
25 What am I supposed to do after I graduate without a job?!
26 I thought my diploma had “job-getting” powers!
27 Maybe I should find something else to major in…
28 I’m just not ready to leave!
29 *gets tuition bill*
30 Ugh, I can’t wait to graduate.
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