Shit Product Managers Say
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1 min readOct 10, 2015
Some good, some bad. All true.
- Something something something MVP.
- Let’s just A/B test it.
- Based on the data…
- Sounds like we have a couple of options here.
- We should all be aware of the tradeoffs involved.
- What do we have to do to get this done sooner?
- How many customers have complained about X?
- How many customers have requested X?
- That’s a great idea! Unfortunately…
- I totally get what you’re saying. Unfortunately…
- Unfortunately that’s been deprioritized.
- That’ll be part of a future release.
- That’s going to increase the scope of this project.
- We have to maintain competitive parity.
- Can you commit to an exact date that this product/feature will be done?
- I made a lo-fi wireframe in Balsamiq.
- Can’t we just do that with javascript?
- A wizard would be great for this flow.
- Let’s put a carousel on the front page!
- This needs to be mobile optimized.
- Let’s start plans for internationalization.
- I’ll set up a meeting for us to discuss.
- Let’s go over the action items from this meeting.
- No, I’m not a project manager.
- I’m the CEO of the product.
- [Insert quote from Steve Jobs]