My Morning Routine Was Stolen

Two stone planters, an ashtray, a pack of smokes, and a pair of readers

The planters looked a bit like this, albeit they had live cacti in them. Photo by author.

I probably have the most unhealthy morning routine of any I’ve heard. But hey, I’m a writer and retired. (The retired part depends on you, Medium!) I usually do what I damn well please.

What do I do? Brew a cup of java, then go to my front patio for quality time with my phone — morning briefing if you will. I also…