Saint Welshcakes Day
Ei ban, give us an anch then!
No. Just because you’ve eaten yours already.
Aww go on mun!
I tore off an inch of dark green leaf and gave it to my friend to shut him up. He ate it with affected relish, his eyes watering at the strong flavour despite his bravado. I took an anch myself and wiped my fingers on my smart shorts, still two years away from long trousers despite it…