Stormtroopers Could Use Some Holiday Cheer, Don’t You Think?

I have also deduced that they have a some things in common with Christmas elves.

Photo by Karsten Winegeart on Unsplash

It’s got to be a tough job to be a Stormtrooper. You’re always marching, killing, traveling, and taking orders by some asshole leaders getting off with a power struggle. Those who don’t do what they are told, can face an…




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Crystal A. Walker

Crystal A. Walker

Creative writer, full-time RVer, & travel enthusiast. Cusses like a sailor because she was a sailor. Avoids conflicts & tells truth through humor when possible.

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