The Inner Life of a Spider
An excursion into an alternate reality
Hi! I am a spider.
I have a huge net; and, I want to catch and eat your kids. You too, of course.
It sits around all day contemplating its poor lot in life. I mean, being a spider: it’s not much. It is a very dull creature. It keeps being hungry all night. Finally, it EATS. It is all greed and desire. This is a life you wouldn’t want. I wonder whether these creatures have any higher thoughts? Here, the goal…