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Sen. Mitch McConnell Unveils Republican Coal-based Health Care Plan
WASHINGTON (S.J. Newman) — Writing for FOXNews.com, Sen. McConnell outlined his party’s long anticipated replacement for Obamacare.
The innovative new program, informally called TrumpCare, bundles together all the popular features of Obamacare, such as coverage for pre-existing conditions, and abandons them in favor of a government voucher system that delivers “all-natural coal right to your front door.”
“If you’re old and sick, you can sell the coal for cash to pay for health care services, or, if you’re freezing to death, you can use the coal to heat your home,” writes Senator McConnell, “Best of all, you can keep your doctors busy if you get black lung disease.”
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