Angry Black Guy Looks: A Guide for New Employees
Helpful Advice via Parody
As a longtime employee of XYZ Corporation, I’d like to welcome you to the company! I am so excited to have you on the team.
Undoubtedly, you’ll discover that some coworkers refer to me as the “Angry Black Guy” of this firm, likely due to the irritated looks I give people during staff meetings, office get-togethers, and routine communication. But I assure you these looks don’t just represent anger; each one corresponds to a reaction triggered by a specific scenario.
I’d like to start on the right foot as colleagues, so I’ve assembled a summary of what these looks actually mean. Please review and ask questions as needed to ensure our interactions remain transparent, honest, and cordial.
Refer to this list often and I believe you’ll become well versed with all of these — and recognize they shouldn’t be simply categorized as anger.
- Please Don’t Feel Obligated to Say Hello Look
- I’m Not Exactly Sure This Is A Good Morning Look
- You Just Said Something Overtly Racist And Don’t Even Realize It Look
- Thank You So Much For Stealing My Idea In Front Of Our Boss Look
- Oh So You Really Want To Talk About The Weather When I Have A Deadline Look
