MIND YO MANNERS
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say
Learn to say it nicely
I call BS.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all.
Haven’t we all heard that?
Complete BS.
We’ve all had grandma grunt it at us. Or Dad, as he was wiping tears from our rage-encrusted eyeballs. Or Teacher, as they were scheduling your detention.
But I’m here to school you.
The advice of only saying nice things?
Crap. Utter crap.
We all have to say unkind things. It’s part of life.
I need to tell you that tripping your brother as he stood beside the stairs was a very bad idea.
Your essay on why using punctuation is against both literary freedom and your basic human rights? It sucked pickle juice [Did you get that message even without a period or exclamation at the end of that sentence?]
Ordering a customer to eat your excrement off their wife’s nobby nipples = bad business PR.
Giving the cat/hamster/fish a mohawk? Not a brainwave to be repeated.
