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Pancakes Are Hard Drugs

You aren’t young enough to be eating those

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I was cruising along Mainstreet, you know the corner — right at the north end of town before it turns hard left to funnel you onto the tourist strip or skooches right to … well, no one really knows where.

Anyhow, I was keeping a close eye on traffic as these out-of-towners drive like…