The Store That Sells Dirty Clothes

Or The Pants That Almost Got Me Fired

Right when I joined Zoomp, a famous jeans brand in the nineties, I discovered that the clothes had “proposals.” I had no idea about this. For me, we wear clothes to… Dress? Anyway, I was fascinated by the explanations I heard about the various clothes on display at the store; I bought several (we had an eighty percent discount, excellent, right?) and started to value what people call fashion.

Despite this paradigm shift, I remained a “basic” person — which I still am today. Want to…