31 New Collective Pronouns to Capture 2018 Life

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2018; you’ve been a winner so far. You are the gift that keeps on giving. And my gift to you?

Well, it’s important to be grammatically correct, so here are some additions to the English language to help accurately account for the most discussed subjects of 2018.

1. A Wrinkle of French Bulldogs
2. A Cuddle of Cacti
3. A Befuddle of Elderly Gentlemen
4. A Yarn of Elderly Ladies
5. A Gyroscope of Cyclists
6. A Hum of Hybrid Vehicles
7. A Ducking of Autocorrects
8. A Glacier of Climate Change Deniers
9. A Fox of Fake News Reporters
10. An Actually of Mansplainers
11. A Phonecall of Racists
12. A Metoo of Feminists
13. A Slime of Incels
14. A Weinstein of Rapists
15. A Mortgage of Avocados
16. An Awkward of Techies
17. A Cripplingdebt of Students
18. A Comfortablyretired of Baby Boomers
19. An Alwaysfuckingbroke of Millennials
20. A Howisthisevenhappening of Trump Supporters
21. A Didntwealreadyfuckingdealwiththis of Nazis
22. A Didthecoldwarevenhappen of Russian Hackers
23. A Comey of FBI Investivations
24. A Cambridge of Data Breaches
25. A WhatdoestheUNevendo of Severe Human Rights Violations
26. A Heartbreak of Immigration Policies
27. A Zero of Gun Law Reforms
28. An Elon of Failures
29. A Distraction of Tweets
30. An Exhaustion of Useless Politicians
31. A Lazy of Listicles