31 New Collective Pronouns to Capture 2018 Life
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1 min readJul 18, 2018
2018; you’ve been a winner so far. You are the gift that keeps on giving. And my gift to you?
Well, it’s important to be grammatically correct, so here are some additions to the English language to help accurately account for the most discussed subjects of 2018.
- A Wrinkle of French Bulldogs
- A Cuddle of Cacti
- A Befuddle of Elderly Gentlemen
- A Yarn of Elderly Ladies
- A Gyroscope of Cyclists
- A Hum of Hybrid Vehicles
- A Ducking of Autocorrects
- A Glacier of Climate Change Deniers
- A Fox of Fake News Reporters
- An Actually of Mansplainers
- A Phonecall of Racists
- A Metoo of Feminists
- A Slime of Incels
- A Weinstein of Rapists
- A Mortgage of Avocados
- An Awkward of Techies
- A Cripplingdebt of Students
- A Comfortablyretired of Baby Boomers
- An Alwaysfuckingbroke of Millennials
- A Howisthisevenhappening of Trump Supporters
- A Didntwealreadyfuckingdealwiththis of Nazis
- A Didthecoldwarevenhappen of Russian Hackers
- A Comey of FBI Investivations
- A Cambridge of Data Breaches
- A WhatdoestheUNevendo of Severe Human Rights Violations
- A Heartbreak of Immigration Policies
- A Zero of Gun Law Reforms
- An Elon of Failures
- A Distraction of Tweets
- An Exhaustion of Useless Politicians
- A Lazy of Listicles