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Vegan Update — ET Go Vegan

Vegans have a much better chance of being contacted by ET, according to President Eisenhower’s great…

Charles HornApr 51 min read

Vegan Update — Swiss Army

The Swiss Army kicked out a soldier for being vegan. The saddest part was that ceremony where they make you fold…

Charles HornApr 31 min read

Vegan Update — Bullshit Mountain

Jon Stewart rescued a bull who escaped from a slaughterhouse. When asked what the main difference is…

Charles HornApr 11 min read

Vegan Update — Flush Buckets

The meat, dairy, and egg industries announced that they will now fully embrace all the feces found in their…

Charles HornMar 311 min read

Vegan Update — Texas Rangers

In a sign of the times, the Texas Rangers is adding a vegan food cart to their stadium. Also, the seventh…

Charles HornMar 291 min read

Vegan Update — Pot Edibles

Vegan rapper Waka Flocka Flame says he’s working on a line of pot-infused edibles. And in unrelated news, I have…

Charles HornMar 271 min read

Vegan Update — by CHLOE.

The UN announced that starting next year the planet will be called Earth by CHLOE. And check out by CHLOE Mars…

Charles HornMar 251 min read

Vegan Update — 8 Million Fewer

A new study in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences estimates that if the world went vegan…

Charles HornMar 231 min read

Vegan Update — Sausage Party

Sausage Party is a wildly imaginative new animated film where the food is sentient and doesn’t want to be…

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Charles HornMar 201 min read

Vegan Update — Furious and Fast

After watching a documentary on the environmental effects of animal agriculture, Fast and Furious star…

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