The Cat and the Cop*
I was sound asleep when I heard a loud knock on my door. I sleepily made my way to the door, wondering who could be visiting me at 5 AM. I was shocked to find a police officer standing there, asking about my Russian Blue cat.

“HELD HOSTAGE!
I explained the cat had passed away a few months ago, but that I had once had a cat like that. I was so confused about why the cops were looking for my…