Corruption of Champions 2 — Review
CW: Everything. This is particularly disturbing at times. Forced Pregnancy. Rape. Beastiality. Seriously. Content WARNING.
Oh, and full disclosure, I played the free browser version rather than the Steam version. From everything I could see online they are the same game, the Steam version just has better save support and a few bells and whistles but nothing game changing.
So, we’re finally here.
Corruption of Champions 2.
For those of you who inhabited certain seedy corners of the internet, you’re probably already familiar with the infamous series. You’ve probably played it more than you should have. You might even have some slight mental scarring from it. For those of you who have had the fortune of avoiding CoC, let me just warn you once:
Walk away.
Close the browser and go do something nice.
If you’re still here, I accept no responsibility for any of your disgust.
Corruption of Champions 1 is a browser based text adventure in which you are chosen to head through a portal and save your village from the dangers beyond. However, it very quickly becomes apparent that you were in fact a sacrifice to the succubi beyond the portal. As you explore the text based world, levelling up your skills and unlocking new areas, you have to walk a careful path to avoid one of the game’s now eponymous “bad ends”.
Some examples you say?
“leaves the player a total slut and eventually becomes a brood mother renamed Fuck Cow” — Lose to some imps.
“You are transformed into the perfect obedient dog who does everything your Mistress wishes. She uses you to help breed enough war-dogs to finally take over the world.” — lose against the Gardener Succubus
“Then she inserts the player inside her cunt and fucks herself with a corrupted tree, stimulating the player aswell.” — Have sex with the big turtle girl too many times.
These are cherry picked from a substantial list, there are some on that list that I wish I hadn’t read.
So, obviously, this was popular enough to get a sequel and continued support over the past decade. It even spawned a sci-fi spin-off called Trials in Tainted Space (TiTs). Which, depending on how well this article does, I might cover as well.
But lets talk about the sequel.
This is where Corruption of Champions really annoys me. This here, the intro, the UI, its all quite good! The writing is actually descriptive and the characters can be quite personable. The map is easy to navigate and there are plenty of options for interaction. If it was just a generic fantasy game, I could really enjoy it.
Then we get this.
And this.
And this.
And just to make sure you can read it:
“You force your hand right up his poop chute and only stop when you slam elbow-deep in this centaur asshole! The fuckboy screams in pleasure and hikes his tail whilst your practically drive your fist up his anal cavity until his cute pucker presses against the bend of your arm”
One thing that we noticed during the stream was that Corruption of Champions 2 has scene authors. Different events are written by different people and if you find you don’t like a certain author, you can rush right through it and try not see what goddamn BubbleLord has in store for you.
What’s so bad about that?
You might be sitting there, so detached from the horrors of this game that you might be saying to yourself, well that doesn’t seem so bad.
Well, those bad ends I mentioned for the first game? They’re here too.
And they’re so bad that I stopped writing this blog for months. I’m writing this from way in the future where I’ve managed to scour the majority of this filth from my mind. I might start writing these again, I might not, but I felt it was best to just put this article out, unfinished as it was, rather than let all that effort go to waste.
Enjoy and seriously, fuck this game.
