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Appropriate April Assholery For Another Fucking This or That Challenge
Let your inner asshole run wild for the April TOT
4 min readApr 14, 2025
Welcome to April, the perfect month to revel in all things that nurture our inner asshole!
As many of you know, April is also my birthday month, and what better way to fucking celebrate than by answering the April This or Fucking That Challenge!
Let’s fucking do this!
- What’s the cheapest fucking gift that you put absolutely no fucking thought into that you’ve ever gotten for someone else?
- Have you ever re-gifted a fucking present? Who received it?
- What’s the most fucking childish thing you still do?
- What’s the last fucking thing you Googled?
- Do you secretly dislike any of your friends’ fucktard kids?
- What are three items you might purchase at the fucking grocery store to get strange looks from the asshole cashier?
- What has been the strangest fucking thing a visitor has done at your home?
- What’s your fucking porn star name? (Take the name of your first pet as a first name and the name of the street you grew up on as the last name)