AFP’S THIS OR FUCKING THAT

Dee-liriously Honest Answers to April’s Assholery

A wise woman once said, “Answer your own fucking prompts"—so I did. Come for the chaos, stay for the dick drawings and bathroom horror stories.

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A wise woman once said, “She who wrote the fucking prompts must answer the fucking prompts,” and we all know that wise woman is me!

So, it’s now my time to answer up to the assholery that is April, so let’s check this shit done!

What’s the cheapest fucking gift that you put absolutely no fucking thought into that you’ve ever gotten for someone else?

Let me start by saying that I’m not the greatest gift-giver. Although I do love giving gifts to those closest to me, because I love to see their reaction to something I put thought into.

However, as a parent, I can’t fucking count the amount of times I’ve had to get a gift for one of my kids who was invited to a party for some little motherfucker whom I’d never met or even heard of, and whose mother was probably forced to invite the entire smegging class.