THIS OR FUCKING THAT!

Extra Toes or Extra Nipples?

Nichola’s Replies to May’s Another Fucking This or That Challenge!

Don’t get fucking toey with me! Photo by me

This is my first story in Another Fucking Publication (if they publish it) and I’m super fucking excited. Mostly because I love giving my fucking opinion.

1. Be the fucking fastest person in the world or the fucking strongest person in the world?

I like getting around, so I wanna be the fucking fastest person in the world.

The other day, I got caught in the rain. I ran home but I’m not that fast, so I got super soaking wet and a fucking cold ensued. So I spent the next couple days lying morosely in bed, dripping snot everywhere.

Had I been the fastest person in the world, I would have outrun that rain and this never would have fucking happened.

2. Would you rather know how the world fucking ends or when the fucking world ends?

When.

If the world’s definitely going to end, it doesn’t matter how it ends, for fuck’s sake. But knowing when it ends means I can time my big fuck-off party perfectly.