AFP’s June — This or Fucking That

Hell is Being Trapped with a Woman Who Won’t Stop Talking

Or any gender, I’m not fucking sexist

The expression on everyone’s face after reading my stories. Photo by moi

Gone are the days when I write well-crafted, thoughtfully-researched stories on here. The ROI is a damn joke. I’m only sticking around to beat

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

at being the last one standing so I get to turn off the lights.

In the meantime, I may as well have some fun and spend my time responding to cool writing prompts.

Here’s my latest effort.

1. Would you rather spend 24 hours locked in a room with your least favourite ex or with a woman you despise who won’t stop fucking talking?

I’m a writer, for fuck’s sake. That means introverted. Any woman (or other person) who won’t stop fucking talking would literally be the death of me.

Besides, the ex and I could chew the fat over what a fantastic catch I was and am, and what monumental mistakes he made during our relationship.

2. Would you rather be in jail for five fucking years or be in a coma for a fucking decade?