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I Think I had a Huge Fucking Crush on my School Principal
No one is born gay, my ass.
Fucking get this; I spent long bloody hours looking at her at 11, that even right fucking now her face is pressed solid in my memory!!
Damn, she was beautiful. The hottest sugar-fucking-mummy I’d ever known, but alas, I was too damn young.
I’m wondering, should I seek her out now? Nah, she’d be too old, or probably dead but… shit, I bet she’d still have an ass for ages.
Her fucking name was “Big mummy”, maybe not her name, but that was what everyone called her. And boy, was she round in all the right places. And hella hilarious.
So one day she gets off her car looking like a bloody alien. Mama decided to shave her brows off and go completely bald. Yes, sure, I was among those who laughed at the initial sight of her, but in the subsequent weeks, I started to dig the look. Mama rocked that skin cut!
I particularly loved being invited into her cozy office, so I was always up to my daily dose of fuckery. She soon realized, and stopped indulging my bullshit. I was given a pass to keep fucking around. Well, I got flogged at most, but never sent to big mummy’s office again. Epic fucking failure!
