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Another Fucking Publication

A publication where every story includes the word fuck.

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REALLY, PEOPLE?!

Struggling With Writer’s Block? Good! Now Add These Blocks to Your List

You can call me a fucking blockhead, but I’m doing it anyway

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I’ll admit it. At times I behave childishly. Photo by Ryan Fields on Unsplash

Not only blocks, but also unfollows and unsubscribes. That’s what this little ditty is all about.

So 🎶 nah, nah, nah, nah, nah 🎶

Back in the good old days, when Medium’s sun shone brightly upon us all, and well before I became a curmudgeon, I blocked, unfollowed, and unsubscribed no one, or nearly no one.

Maybe if you called me some really bad names I’d do away with you, but mostly I lived in the live-and-let-live camp.

No more.

There’s far too much weird shit here now and I’m far less tolerant of it.

💣 You comment on one of my stories or comments for the sole purpose of trying to sell me something

And, guess what?

You’re dead to me, gone faster than a gnat’s fart in a jet engine.

💣 You comment on one of my stories or comments solely to insert a link to some bullshit

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Another Fucking Publication
Another Fucking Publication

Published in Another Fucking Publication

A publication where every story includes the word fuck.

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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