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The Penny Haikus

A fucking penny for your thoughts

Carlo Zeno
Another Fucking Publication
2 min readJan 16, 2025

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Medium says they’re looking into it… / Photo by Roman Manshin on Unsplash

Another big day,
another fucking penny
Medium dot com

What can you even
buy with pennies? Not even
a cheap
banana*

Four stories, eighteen
cents — have I won the fucking
lottery? Pinch me

Rumor has it that
Medium is twerking* with
our earnings. Fuck me

How did the Comms Team
communicate to their valued
customers? They didn’t

Do you want to eat
tonight?
Then don’t dare write for
Medium dot com

It’s not April Fools’
but Medium just asked if
I want to
upgrade

April Fools’ fuckers. / Photo by JJ Ying on Unsplash

© Carlo Zeno 2025

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Another Fucking Publication
Another Fucking Publication

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A publication where every story includes the word fuck.

Carlo Zeno
Carlo Zeno

Written by Carlo Zeno

Top writer in poetry and satire. Migrant. Expat. INFP. Poet. Satirist. Tragedian. Tutor. Public Servant.

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