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The Penny Haikus
A fucking penny for your thoughts
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2 min readJan 16, 2025
Another big day,
another fucking penny —
Medium dot com
What can you even
buy with pennies? Not even
a cheap banana*
Four stories, eighteen
cents — have I won the fucking
lottery? Pinch me
Rumor has it that
Medium is twerking* with
our earnings. Fuck me
How did the Comms Team
communicate to their valued
customers? They didn’t
Do you want to eat
tonight? Then don’t dare write for
Medium dot com
It’s not April Fools’
but Medium just asked if
I want to upgrade
© Carlo Zeno 2025
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