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The Truth, The Whole Truth & Nothing But The Fucking Truth
My Answers To AFP’S February TFTT
So, Deanna Bugalski đź’‹decided to rebrand the monthly This or That challenge to a Tell the Fucking Truth challenge. Umm, okay, well, I always tell the truth, so no issue there.
I mean look at that photo! If I have the balls to post myself looking that fucking stupid, I’m pretty sure I can answer a few questions, so let’s get this shit done!
Truth bombs incoming, I only hope you can handle them.
Meatloaf says he’d fucking do anything for love, but he won’t do “that.” What’s your “that?”: My “that” is smoking, or more precisely, tolerating fucking smoking. I won’t date, kiss, or in any other way bother with a man who smokes. If I want to taste ashes and stale tobacco, I can find a fucking ashtray to lick. I don’t care how good-looking you are. I don’t care what kind of feelings I think I may have caught, nothing turns a hottie into a nottie faster than a cigarette. No fucking thank you!
