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To the Scammers Popping Up on Medium
I’m Not “THAT” Bitch!
This is going to be a rant, so if you’re not in the mood for my eviscerating wit, kindly see yourself out.
I have a special hate for fucking scammers. I can’t stand them! And they’re everywhere. They prey on desperate, hopeful and lonely people, exploiting their vulnerabilities. They’re some of the worst scum on earth!
On Twitter (yeah, I fucking said Twitter), they usually show up as fake well-known artists wanting to discuss your “writing journey.” They creep into your DMs and say, “How are you doing today?”
Fucking fantastic before you showed up, shithead, that’s how I’m doing today.
Sometimes, I fuck around with them. I let them do their thing, screenshot it all and then put the motherfuckers on public blast for all to see. A warning of sorts to my fellow writers on the platform. What can I say? I’m a giver. I’m also a vindictive bitch.
On Facebook and Instagram, it’s usually some dumb romance scammer. The funniest ones I’ve had are the dimwits claiming to want to be my “Sugar Daddy.”
Imagine, out of all the women in the world, they’ve chosen me to give money to, no strings attached. They just want to take care of me.
