HEY HOMIE, NEXT TIME YOU WADDLE INTO A CAFE, WATCH OUT!

Ways the World’s Citizens MIGHT Retaliate Against Americans for Trump’s Tariffs

Notice I said ‘MIGHT’ … not tryna give anyone ideas 😅

Think that’s chardonnay you’re drinking? Guess again, woman in a ridiculous mask. Need a hint? RFK Jr. thinks it’ll cure measles, Covid, psoriasis, and mange. 😬 And, I think my cats and dogs — yeah, the ones I haven’t eaten yet — just whipped up a fresh batch. Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash

People planetwide are set to suffer due to the Malignant Mango’s misdeeds (read that as ‘tariffs’).

And what do the so-called little people, the powerless ones like me and you, do when they’re mistreated? They retaliate. And sometimes they retaliate indiscriminately, like blaming all Americans for Trump and his Evil Empire’s evil deeds.

And, since little people lack power, they can’t retaliate in big ways, like declaring war and bombing the shit outta you.

Instead they do so in small ways, petty ways, but in ways sure to have a detrimental, and amusing, and oh so satisfying effect in the here and now. In short, whatever the citizens of the world do to get revenge on Americans, they’ll enjoy the effects from right up close while they watch, and gloat, and grin gleefully.

Here’s how I think others will play GTA — no, not Grand Theft Auto — but “Get The American”.

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