I Like To Put My Dick Through Fences

Rob Marchant
Antidotes for Chimps
3 min readJan 14, 2023

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It first happened when I was three years old. We were at a baby shower, although I didn’t know that at the time. Apparently it was a delightful back-garden event with balloons and presents and heavenly hors d’oeuvres; with cooing mums and terrible games and an-all-round lovely atmosphere.

Right in the middle of that pleasant event, I decided to put my dick through the fence. I don’t know how I…

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Rob Marchant
Antidotes for Chimps

I write about psychology, philosophy, and society. Also enjoy the odd bit of comedy.