Day 8: Quarantine in Costa Rica.

I’ve learned what NFTs are and I’m talking to chickens.

Me, about to take a swim all alone, wearing a mask in the bathroom and taking a selfie.

Hey, there are worse things.

I’m on Day…8? 7? I don’t know how to count. Of my mandated quarantine in Costa Rica.

I tested positive just over a week ago as I was trying to leave the country, and by Costa Rican law, I have to quarantine for 10 days. I was taken to…




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