Don’t Get Tested.

Employer affirmations, commands, and prayers.

Don’t get tested. You’re fine. Your throat is just dry.

You’re positive? Why did you get tested? You have to isolate for five days from the day you were exposed…It’s probably been five days, right?

Just don’t cough on people.

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Stories that cause “concern.” Feminism. Satire. Humor. Misc.

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