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A Latina woman making observations. Satire. Humor. Cynicism. Some hope.

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Here’s What Guys Would REALLY Do If They Were A Woman Tomorrow

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I recently saw a TikTok video where men were asked what they would do if they woke up as a woman tomorrow. While that video showed men saying they would get free drinks, use their feminine wiles to scam men, and ring the devil’s doorbell, I went behind the scenes to see what the majority of men were REALLY saying.

Question: What would you do if you woke up as a woman tomorrow?

Common Answer 1: Oh, I would totally get married to a guy who calls himself nice on the internet, and submit to him, as is God’s will. I would ask him how many babies he wants to have, and start a YouTube channel showing me barefoot in the kitchen receiving Christmas gifts I don’t want.

Question: What would you do if you woke up as a woman tomorrow?

Common Answer 2: I know this answer. I have thought about it a lot. I would dress modestly and work hard to convince women to stop using OnlyFans to make money. Even if I was extremely attractive, I would never have sex or touch myself. I would wear skirts that go down to my ankles and if I were to get pregnant, even if it was not by choice, I would keep the baby and raise it as a single mother. Once I became a single mother, I would take up that heavy mantle and vow to never date again. I would also refrain from using any and all public…

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“Are you okay?”
“Are you okay?”

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A Latina woman making observations. Satire. Humor. Cynicism. Some hope.

Lisa Martens
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